Our nefarious foes, AMP, have deviously cataloged our exploits in battle:
Behold, the Chronicles of Chaos
(Bah. Currently unavailable.)
"Ia! Shubnikkurat! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!"
Those of poor constitution, take heed to our warning: Many have been driven mad by merely glancing at the foulness of our journals of war.
You have been warned.